There's always a little truth behind every 'jk',
a little knowledge behind every 'idk',
a little emotion behind every 'idc',
and a little pain behind every 'it's OK'


"we're watching a video today"
"YESS!"
"Here's your question sheet"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


OREOS: first you twist it, then you... Oh, it broke.





A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake.
And he says to the girl that he'll love her, until the last one dies.


"You look pretty today!"
"...Was I ugly yesterday!?"


I'm Trying To Be Mad At You;
Can You Stop Making Me Smile For a Second.


I'm a sinner.
I lie so much about "I have read and agree to the terms of use" on websites


The best things in life are either illegal, bad, or fattening.


You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see,
but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.


Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM.


A TRUE friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the fake smile.


Truth is, everyone is going to hurt you;
you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.


If shes amazing, she wont be easy.
If shes easy, she wont be amazing.
If shes worth it, you wont give up.
If you give up, you're not worthy.


Looking at a cut or bruise and thinking..."When did that happen?"


when a girl says "its okay", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it",
you should know its not really okay, she's not fine,
and you should definitely worry about it!


I'm gonna wake up on December 22, 2012 and say, "Fail"


Don't make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching her.


I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.


If ex's can still be friends, they are still in love or they never were.


friday :)
saturday :D
sunday :/


I realized 3.14 backwards spells PIE.


Teacher calls it cheating, We call it teamwork.


The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking